i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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