Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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