The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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