Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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