just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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