How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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