He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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