I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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