Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
she peed on how many people?
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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