alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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