Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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