I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
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I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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