talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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