she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
No subtext here. People are naked.
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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