You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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