All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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