I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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