I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I have fence marks all over my body
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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