At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
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Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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