ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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