I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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