I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
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you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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