Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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