I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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