the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
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yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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