last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
