so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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