So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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