ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
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That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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