i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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