awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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