I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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