so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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