Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
