yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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