remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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