I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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