we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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