I'm sorry my penis didn't work
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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