i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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