I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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