Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
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how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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