no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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