Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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