i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
