so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Boobs speak an international language.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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