Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
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Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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