Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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