Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Randomize
