'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
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He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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