chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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