We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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