what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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