is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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